canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits
I am soooooo fucking mad!!! I cannot even deal.. Ughhhh what the fuck is wrong with that woman?!?!?

He is my brother!!! Why the fuck wouldn’t you tell me that today was his pre-school graduation?!?! Ughhhh.. 

theoc-bitch:

 


seth and summer coffee scene resquested by anonymous

wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

  • No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
  • Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have


bbones:

me every day


dr3amingofdisn3y:

the-weed-wizard:

if you don’t think Kim Possible’s school sign was the best then you need to get out of my face.

YES!