*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
I am soooooo fucking mad!!! I cannot even deal.. Ughhhh what the fuck is wrong with that woman?!?!?
He is my brother!!! Why the fuck wouldn’t you tell me that today was his pre-school graduation?!?! Ughhhh..
seth and summer coffee scene resquested by anonymous
wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
